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我被點名要寫五個怪癖..可是我怪癖多的狠.
難取捨..所以自動加兩個..好白痴呀...哈哈
1.龜毛的潔癖
~沒換睡褲(或是乾淨的褲子)的同學不能坐我的床~~
~悶的時候就會瘋狂打掃,擦拭房間的咚咚,或是刷刷刷浴室
~去同學家作客,忍不住會整理同學家的環境~~
2.挑食的胖子
~~不敢吃香菇,所以沒口福吃人人都說讚的香菇雞湯
~~不敢吃鳳梨,感覺它長的刺刺的,覺得吃了會很痛
~~不敢吃蚵仔跟花枝等海鮮,所以跟大家去吃海產會小悶
~~超愛吃芋頭跟番薯等胖死人不償命的澱粉類碗糕
3.超級怕老鼠
~看到老鼠跟黃金鼠會尖叫不已,電影一家之鼠跟卡通哈母太郎都不敢看
~課本有老鼠的圖片都請同學用貼紙貼住
~鼠輩之中,我大概只有米奇跟米妮不害怕吧
4.雞婆愛關心
~覺自己很像管家婆,只要朋友心情不好,就會很擔心,想幫幫忙.
~其實也幫不太上忙耶,被安慰的朋友都會說"鄭小龜,你好不會安慰人呀"
~朋友交男女朋友,我都會比當事人還HIGH.....很開心開心..........
~朋友失戀,雖然不太能感受體會,不太會安慰..很擔心擔心.........
5.聽生小孩的事情會很驚驚
國中健康教育課,老師說他陪師母去生小孩的經過,聽聽我眼前一黒就昏倒了
那時以為是貧血,就沒在意
高中護理課,老師拿一堆避孕器給大家看,突然我冷汗直冒,身體不適
後來的一些護理課,老師大都叫我去外面晃晃..
迄今,我都生小孩的事情都懵懵懂懂,但聽一點又冒冷汗,莫名恐懼仍很深
6.對開瓦斯爐有恐懼感,所以幾乎不會煮菜,超笨的
~不小心被爸爸發現,硬叫我開瓦斯燙水餃,我還怕到哭出來
7.坐車繞山路大都會暈車,要買酸梅吃才行..
~搭了4年的公車上陽明山都還會暈車,超遜的
我的怪癖很怪咩??? It`s me.
認識我久一點就見怪不怪了!!!
我要力邀我的忠實粉絲來共襄盛舉這個活動~~~
1.台南阿鮪
2.新竹姜翔
3.新店麗蓉
4.台中阿彰
5.木柵的巽
規則就是必須發表一篇文章,寫出自己的5個怪癖!
寫完5個怪癖後,請點名5位沒玩過的lucky朋友繼續串聯下去!
"Good People"歌詞
You win
Its your show, now
So whats it gunna be
Cause people
Will tune in
How many train wrecks do we need to see?
Before we lose touch of
We thought this was low
It's bad gettin worse so
[Chorus:]
Whered all the good people go
Ive been changin channels
I dont see them on the tv shows
Whered all the good people go
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow
They got this and that and
With a rattle a tat
Testing one two,
Now whatcha gunna do?
Bad news, misused,
Got too much to lose
Gimme some truth
Now whos side are we on?
Whatever you say
Turn on the boob tube
Im in the mood to obey
So lead me astray by the way, now
Where'd all the good people go?
I've been changin channels
I dont see them on the tv shows
Whered all the good people go
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow
Sitting round feeling far away
So far away but I can feel the debris
Can you feel it?
Yo interrupt me from a friendly conversation
To tell me how great its all gunna be
You might notice some hesitation
Cause whats important to you is not important to me
Way down by the edge of your reasons
Its beginning to show
And all I wanna know is..
Whered all the good people go
Ive been changin channels
I dont see them on the tv shows
Whered all the good people go
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow
They got this and that
With a rattle a tat
Testing one, two
Now what you gonna do?
Bad news, misused, gimme some truth
You got too much to lose
Whose side are we on?
Whatever you say
Run the resolut but in the mood to obey
Station to station desensitizing the nation
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